Obama Pitches Indentured Servitude Act

In a change of direction from the White House, President Obama has started calling his annual budget the Indentured Servitude Act of 2010.

“The neat thing about this bill is that we get to shackle future generations. We can spend money like drunken sailors and let somebody else pay the bill when it comes due. What could be cooler than that?” Obama said.

The budget bill has been widely criticized as creating a large deficit, contributing to an incomprehensible level of debt and growing the size and power of the federal government to unprecedented levels.

In response to these criticisms the Obama administration initially claimed that they had cut back a tiny percentage of an obscure category of federal spending in order to reduce the impact of the budget bill.

“What are those retards talking about? We cut spending in some places where it won’t affect re-election bids in Democrat controlled districts,” said White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emmanuel.

In recent days however, the President seems to have changed direction with his message.

“I’m giving up on sounding smart or reasonable or whatever. Let’s just spend as much as possible and let somebody else figure out how to pay for it. It’s just easier that way,” Obama read from a teleprompter.

Republican Congressional leaders were apparently taken aback by the strategic shift.

“Uh, we’re not totally certain that indentured servitude is the way to go. Uh. Did he really say that?” said House Minority Leader John Boehner (R – Ohio).

In response to Boehner’s comments, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs charged that Republicans were being intolerant and were unwilling to meet the President half way.

“All these belligerent neanderthal brown shirts can do is obstruct. I can only warn them that there will be a price to pay for questioning the President without offering a similar socialist utopian vision of our society,” Gibbs read from a teleprompter.

Hugo Chavez (D – Venezuela) reportedly voiced his support for the Indentured Servitude Act of 2010 while in a drunken rage.