In the wake of the shooting of Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords in Tuscan earlier this month, many Democrat members of Congress claimed that Republicans’ over-the-top rhetoric was to blame.
“These fascist murderers just don’t know how to engage in polite public discourse. They are Nazis. They are racists. They are absolutely evil and there is no place for their kind of name-calling and incivility in American politics. What a bunch of insensitive retards,” said former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Immanuel.
“Not only are they sub-human Neanderthals who don’t know how to do anything but attach labels to their opponents, but their hateful, inciting rhetoric apparently inspires apolitical lunatics to go on shooting rampages. I mean, people like them should just be put down. Somebody out there needs to take matters into their own hands,” White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs read from a teleprompter.
Some pundits predicted that this would spell the end of the GOP.
“I know we said that the GOP and conservatism were dead and buried three years ago. But this time we really think it could happen,” said former DNC Chairman Howard Dean (Wacko, VT).
House Speaker John Boehner (R, Ohio) held a brief press conference to address the issue directly.
“Didn’t the Unabomber have a copy of Al Gore’s book in his cabin in Montana?” asked Boehner.
After several moments of stunned silence he concluded the conference.
“Thanks for coming. By the way, we are still going to repeal Obamacare," said Boehner.
Vast Right Wing News staffers contributed to this report.
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